PseudoSilicon Valley

Company Stats

Ticker: PSV

Industry: semiconductors

Starting Price: $12.00

Risk: medium

Expected Return: 15%

Beta: 0.3

PseudoSilicon Valley is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the world of imitation chips. We specialize in creating cutting-edge counterfeit semiconductor solutions that are almost, but not quite, like the real thing. Our 'Knock-off Circuits' and 'Almost-Accurate Processors' may not perform at the highest levels, but they come with a generous dose of humor and charm. Founded in 2025 by Chip Counterfeitio, a self-proclaimed 'Master of Mock Chips,' our stock prices dance to the rhythm of technological imitation, occasionally sparking laughter or confusion among investors.

Example News Events

PSV Unveils 'Almost-Accurate Processor X1': Almost as Good as the Real Thing!

Effect: +14%

Stock Price Jumps as PSV Launches 'Knock-off Circuits': A Bit Off, but a Lot of Fun!

Effect: +108%

PseudoSilicon Valley Collaborates with Parody Processors for Hilarious Hardware

Effect: +19%

PSV Unveils 'Almost-Accurate Processor X1': Almost as Good as the Real Thing!

Effect: +94%

PseudoSilicon Valley Collaborates with Parody Processors for Hilarious Hardware

Effect: +16%

Stock Price Jumps as PSV Launches 'Knock-off Circuits': A Bit Off, but a Lot of Fun!

Effect: +52%

Oops! PSV's 'Imitation Graphics Card' Causes 8-Bit Gaming Flashback, Stock Dips

Effect: -23%

Stock Price Jumps as PSV Launches 'Knock-off Circuits': A Bit Off, but a Lot of Fun!

Effect: +69%

PSV's Chip Counterfeitio Honored with 'Master of Mock Chips' Award

Effect: +72%

PSV's Chip Counterfeitio Honored with 'Master of Mock Chips' Award

Effect: +88%

Tech World Chuckles as PseudoSilicon Valley Introduces 'Pseudo-Memory Modules'

Effect: +21%

Tech World Chuckles as PseudoSilicon Valley Introduces 'Pseudo-Memory Modules'

Effect: +27%

Tech World Chuckles as PseudoSilicon Valley Introduces 'Pseudo-Memory Modules'

Effect: +80%

PSV Unveils 'Almost-Accurate Processor X1': Almost as Good as the Real Thing!

Effect: +54%

PSV Unveils 'Almost-Accurate Processor X1': Almost as Good as the Real Thing!

Effect: +76%

PseudoSilicon Valley Collaborates with Parody Processors for Hilarious Hardware

Effect: +59%

PseudoSilicon Valley Collaborates with Parody Processors for Hilarious Hardware

Effect: +58%

PseudoSilicon Valley Collaborates with Parody Processors for Hilarious Hardware

Effect: +60%

Stock Price Jumps as PSV Launches 'Knock-off Circuits': A Bit Off, but a Lot of Fun!

Effect: +26%

Oops! PSV's 'Imitation Graphics Card' Causes 8-Bit Gaming Flashback, Stock Dips

Effect: -49%